i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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