i think my mom watched the whole time
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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