I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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