Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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