Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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