do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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