"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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