I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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