whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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