I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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