Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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