i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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