No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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