Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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