What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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