the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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