fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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