please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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