someone get that fucking seahorse.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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