I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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