their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize