Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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