so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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