I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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