Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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