Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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