Midget sex pt 2 tonight
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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