? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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