i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
