friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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