$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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