Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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