i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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