Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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