I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I have fence marks all over my body
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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