Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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