NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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