Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I need to sanitize my soul.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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