Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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