but the lizard people decide everything anyway
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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