Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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