The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I pour the whiskey from now on
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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