how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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