Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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