I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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