Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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