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  i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.

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  random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!

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• (818): View more from California

  I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G

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• (530): View more from California

  Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just told a bottle to be chill

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  and meant it

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.

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