I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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