you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.