This girl is more easily done than said...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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