My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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