hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
my god I love twenty year old dicks
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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