Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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