Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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